I have three sons. I know boys. I like boys. I would have no idea what to do with girls, because I'm not sure I really AM a girl. I think about who I am, what I like, and I'm not sure there is much girl DNA in me. For instance...
1. I don't do shoes. In high school and college, I had a pair of black and brown sandals and a pair of black and brown boots. They go with everything, right? What else do you need?
2. I don't do flowers, candy, or jewelry. Flowers die, candy makes you fat, and I just recently got my ears re-pierced after 20 years.
3. I don't do clothes. I wear jeans and t-shirts. My preference is...well....we won't go into that. So I wear jeans and t-shirts to keep from getting arrested. :)
4. My don't do "weird" food. My poor college friends keep trying to broaden my horizons by taking me to different places. But really. What the hell is "couscous"? Sorry ladies. You can keep trying. But give me a burger and fries anyday.
5. My interests include poker, football, and sex. Scratch that. Reverse the order. Much better. :)
6. I love to fish. I could spend all day fishing. There is really no better way to spend a day with my family.
7. Well, other than camping. THAT'S a perfect way to spend the day with my family.
I've really tried to think about some "girl" things I like. Can't think of any. So I have boys. Because, in general, I'm just one of them.
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